ladyspiggott:

30 Days of Whedon

Day 29. Favourite friendship “enemyship”?

Liam ‘Angel’ Angelus &

Spike William ‘The Bloody’ Pratt

Angel: You’re a Nazi.
Spike: What? Oh! No, I just ate one.

~

Spike: I had a plan.
Angel: You, a plan?
Spike: A good plan, smart plan, carefully laid out. But, I got bored.

~

Angel: I never told anybody about this, but I-I liked your poems.
Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

~

Angel: Look, I can’t do this anymore.
Spike: Admitting defeat, are you?
Angel: You and me. This isn’t working out.
Spike: Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

~

Spike: Angel and me have never been intimate. Except that one…

Angel: Just hold my hand.
Spike: St. Petersburg.
Angel: Thought you’d forgotten.

~

Angel: This may come out a little pretentious, but… one of you will betray me.
*Spike raises his hand*
Angel: Wes.
Spike: *disappointed* Oh. Can I deny you three times?

~

Spike: Every time you look at me you see all the dirty little things I´ve done, all the lives I´ve taken because of you. Drusilla sired me, but you made me a monster.
Angel: I didn´t made you. I just opened the door and let the real you out.
Spike: You never knew the real me. Too busy trying to see your own reflection. Praying there was someone as disgusting as you in the world so you could stand to live with yourself.

~

Spike: Anything you want me to tell Buffy?
Angel: Yeah… Tell her you’re a moron.