how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like
do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake
or do you swing it around to air dry
I need to know
(make me choose): anon asked: glory or
caleb? anon asked: benor glory?
Via Death is on your heels, baby.
Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.
Via I Aim to Misbehave
There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy.
Here it is:
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
My favourite fighting style is Large Imposing Bear (x)
"martial arts" seems like a bit of a broad term
who cares because if it applies we get mienshao, perfect pokemon #1 forever
i think they meant mixed martial arts
Via virgin prayers
Disney movies in order of historical setting
(Excludes most of the package films. Some films, eg The Lion King, are impossible to pin down exactly and some, like Aladdin and Treasure Planet, are anachronistic, so these are estimations. A few have been split into 2 if there is more than one time period in the movie, and sequels have been put together.)
this is amazing and MULAN HAPPENED BEFORE BLACK CAULDRON THAT’S WEIRD
Via She who spills things
Sika Deer at Arne Nature Reserve
(by Nicholas Clegg)
Their bum bums afloofed